PHASE B: Kinetic Implements
    









                                                                         𓆣    Equipment Inventory    𓆣

                                        CRITICAL OBJECTIVE: Select the optimal blunt force trauma device for maximum kinetic transference.

                                        Protocol dictates that your chosen implement must satisfy three core criteria: Optimal Kinetic Efficiency 
                                        (the object must reliably transfer force without bouncing), High Mobility (the tool must be easily carried 
                                        during the subsequent pursuit phase), and Zero Acquisition Cost (the item must already be in the immediate 
                                        environment, ensuring the mission budget remains 0.00). Review the inventory options below, ignoring 
                                        sentimental value and focusing solely on combat utility.

                                                                                                                              
                                                WATER PISTOL              WATER PISTOL    

                                                STATELLITE LASER         SATELLITE LASER SYSTEM

                                                FISHING ROD             FISHING ROD

                                                DICTIONARY              The Oxford English Dictionary (1987 Edition)

                                                SLIPPERS                   Flip Flops